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looking for over 40 no kegel exercises required i am wondering if there are any women, mom-types or maybe even never married gals out there with a little extra room where it counts (in the vag area). i know the request sounds more than a little unusual, but am interested in getting to know that unique and special woman who must be out there and (for whatever reason) just isnt super tight; one who enjoys her alone time with that special secret x-large hardware in the nightstand drawer. i hear and read so much about girls and the for *mr big* to come along but really, how often does that actually happen in real life? is that life and love really much different than with a person (maybe slightly larger than average) with whom you could let in on this penchant and have help with using your big toys on you? (and I mean as an addition to all the ordinary bedroom activities). again i know this sounds highly unusual, but everyone is different (as well as built differently); ive been around a long time and i know from experience are a lot of girls to whom this might apply, whether they keep this (or even admit it) to themselves, or not. i have not dated very much post-divorce and of the very few gals i even have ended up in bed with, all but one was so tight it just was not comfortable for me. also, they generally needed to stop far too soon for my liking. im not saying that my stuff is so much larger than normal, or that tight is such a bad thing just that i think large p*ssys are beautiful and as just as much fun to play with. id like to meet someone who maybe thinks nobody will appreciate that about her, and prove this wrong. and yes ive heard that before (many times) and know as a man, that its much more common than most people think. age isnt all that important i would prefer late 30s to mid 50s. body shape isnt either, though i would under size to would be a better fit for me. i am late 40s, caucasian, tall, semi-athletic, hwp, clever, kind, polite, clean, funny, ddf and i will be as discreet and direct about this as you want. i am a normal person just like you, and in the long run i am not looking for just fwb or sex. i did not ask for, nor wish for my marriage to end and i honestly do not enjoy the single life and being alone. i try my best to be a good person and i like to do all kinds of things when time permits, so long as the mundanity of activity doesnt bore me to death lol. if everything works out to be mutual fun for both of us, there is literally no end to all we can do, for how long it can continue, or even how far it can go. if it doesnt last, then at least can say we had some caring, decent grown up fun in the meantime. and trust me, i can keep up the stated activities much regularly and indefinitely with the right woman who wants this in her life. i have nobody to answer to and no ties to any woman anymore. im only interested in having one and would be most interested in someone else who was as well. i am personally tired of spending valuable time sorting through the party people losers and perpetual daters its always a massive let-down when the realization hits that youve only become involved with another one. it gets real old, REAL fast; i thought itd just be better to say exactly what im looking for. i dont know about you, but it bugs me to be alone (and going without), while at the same time sitting by and watching others have all the fun they want. so, if you were interested enough to read this far, thank you. i hope you will answer, especially if you think this sounds like something you can relate to and that which you may.my request is to just be nice in doing so please. i have composed this as informational, honestly and respectfully as possible like it says, we are ALL different and this ad is not intended to offend anyone. if this isnt you or for you, im sure there are plenty of other ads on cl for you to look at. if you do agree *even* in part i would like to hear from you about it. i dont think i know nor can i think of everything, so feel free to ask and/or elaborate. if you do wish to respond, please do so with something informative, if possible; i can get nice ad or whats up from the girl at the 7/. pics would nice too, especially if you are planning on asking for mine. i promise if you take the time to write me, i will write you back asap. this ad is 0% real and on the level. thanks for reading and good luck in your search. UPDATE: due to some recent, very clever s and phishes, i am no longer answering generic, cut/paste type anythings like "i like your ad", "you sound nice" etc my ad is very specific and if you really read the thing and are genuinely interested enough to think that it sounds like you and what you want, please write something that is relative to the context to let me know you understand and are (real and) interested. thanks.