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Anomaly seeking... Anomaly My life in a box... I was born, ate an awesome sandwich, watched Serpico twice, the Match Game a couple thousand times, slept, and here I am, now. I hate trying to sum myself up in a box like this. I like to think I am an anomaly. I'm looking for someone who is also an anomaly. I'm seriously attracted to intelligence, and a wicked (if inappropriate) sense of humor. Hoping for someone who like me is a hopeless romantic (Romance isn't always flowers... it's actions and a state of mind, and it's also an everyday thing, not just special occasions.)
So a little about me. I have Star Wars tattoos, I am a cat whisperer, I am one hell of a cook, and baker, but I'm also good at fixing cars if they're not mine. I make a monster cup of press coffee (there's a secret, and I'm not telling you here.) Also, I think am hilarious, but that's because I get my sense of humor. The four other people that get it also think I'm kinda funny, but my Paul Lynde jokes are running thin. Huge bonus points if you know who Paul Lynde is. I remember most important dates in Scottish, Jazz, or hockey history. I am going to school to get my counseling certification, followed by my psych degree, ultimately I plan on being a therapist, I'm thinking a background in hypnotherapy because treatment beyond the cognitive threshold is amazing, and if all else fails I'll create minions that aren't furry. I like picking fights with adversity, I'm wiry and I fight dirty.
I love music; It's my air. I grew up on old punk rock, new wave, and old heavy metal, and it's still the majority of my collection, but I also love jazz and old country and rockabilly, ambients as well as a healthy love for old school rap... About the only stuff I don't listen to is top 40. I'm an amateur movie critic (or maybe just kinda snobby,) all the same I love my share of terrible movies. Yes, actually I do own a copy of Weird Al's UHF. My overuse of the ellipsis is criminal.
So enough about me. You're intelligent, quirky, humorous, one of a kind. You like cats, I've had a run of cat haters lately, and for me life without a feline sidekick seems impossible. You believe the apple fritter may be an invention equal in importance to penicillin. I'm looking for someone to do a lot of laughing with. I'm looking for someone to give the best of myself to. I'm looking for someone to sit under the stars with, maybe listen to some old Bowie (Bowie's really good under the stars music.)I'm looking for someone who is as good a person as I am, and who's willing to just be themselves.