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Looking for that special LTR Hello I am Magic Mike, ladies :)
I got tha moves like Jagger and looking for a super sweet hot honey who got the gift.
I am 5' 5" and dollars a week easy money. This goes great with my other way of making money. WHich is selling jewelry i borrowed from my friends anf family. Its not like I steal the stuff. i just borrow it and pawn the stuff. I take that money and go to the casino. Sometimes I win and buy the stuff back and give it back to them before they even find out.
I am a big guy, but i do not like working out and my diet really isnt unhealthy. I pretty much nust eat taco bell and thats just veggies and meat for the most part. I do like going to other places as well. Pizza Hut is my favorite italian and sometimes I like to splurge for my lady and order chinese. So as you can see I have a pretty sophisticated palate. I am also clean. I take a shower at least once a week, shave once a month and have only moderate stains in my underwear. Not everyone is perfect. Just saying..,
I am looking for a highly educated woman, who makes good money and doesnt mind staying in a lot.
I am not sexist, so I am cool with you paying whenever we go out.
You must have a nice body and like hacing sex. Don't worry, i can normally find my dingy once it get's hard. Normally I can find the tip of it and then puch the fat rolls back.
I actually invented a device that does this automatiy for me and the patent is pending. So I might make a lot of money and then probably break up with you and go find a way hotter bitch. But that wont be for a while, so hit be up!

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