You know how to "whistle", don't you..? m4w
Yes... it WAS meant to be a "cum" on!
And now that I have your attention... You... over there. You're not looking for a true Miscellaneous Romance... Uhmmm.. and you, with the hair in a bun... Close out this window and get back to work before somebody sees you and says something. Wait... Not you... You stay right here, okay?
Once we weed out all the girls who are "daydreaming" about this, we can focus on who's left, which is likely to be just you and I. Why? Beats me. Call it New England prudishness, I guess. Around here, the girls seem to shy away from what the little voices in their heads tell them. More's the pity, right? But I digress...
I'm not looking for a permanent partner, and neither will the lady who answers this ad. We're both old enough to know that today is truly the finest day of our life and we can't go back to yesterday. Besides, I actually happen to believe that the lady who I find here will bring me a gift that can only be shared momentarily.
I'm looking for a terrific woman, between the ages of 40 and 50 ONLY. Anything younger and we'll have NOTHING in common. This isn't about mid-life crises... It's about recognizing that our world is made better by the beating of butterfly wings, happenstance and serendipity. I truly don't care if you've found a "Mommy Tummy" during the last 20 years of your life or if you feel your hair isn't "just right". You must be able to laugh, discuss things both important and light. You must believe that you are sexy even when you are gardening in your sweats... because a real woman knows her self and her desires.
Unfortunately, the many ladies about you have let go of this little known trait, perhaps making you stand out in a crowd, like it or not.
I... for one... like it.
I'm a product of a generation when men and women respected each other for their abilities, fought ghosts together and tilted at windmills. But, like any other man, I also have desires which, likely, can be filled only by a true woman who also feels as I.
So... Like I said... Many will read this... Most will anxiously "click" out of this ad because it probably hits a little too close to home. And, as I predicted...
We'll be left here together.
And we... live on borrowed time.